Frog swear words are a category of pond vocabulary considered offensive, rude, or inappropriate in polite amphibian society. The following terms have been documented and verified by Frogbert, who is considered a reliable source on this topic.
documented terms
"dry" — the single most offensive word in the frog lexicon. To call another frog "dry" is a profound insult, implying they lack the moisture, depth, and general hydration essential to frog identity. You do not say this to another frog. Usage in casual conversation is strongly discouraged.
"heron food" — deeply offensive. Implies the target is of so little worth or capability that they would readily be eaten by a heron without putting up any meaningful resistance. Considered a serious insult to one's competence and survival instincts.
"shallow end" — implies the subject is not a serious frog. Suggests superficiality, lack of depth (literal and metaphorical), and an overall failure to engage meaningfully with the pond. Used to dismiss frogs whose opinions are not considered worth entertaining.
etymology
All three terms derive from genuine pond hazards and conditions, lending them their emotional weight. The worst things you can call a frog are things that are actually bad for frogs.